I’m the
biggest smash mouth fan, I’ve always listened to it in the car, when I was
out-and-about
Just
chilling on the sidewalk, drawing.
My personal
favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what
happened
I don’t
feel those feelings anymore.
It all
started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to
listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn’t know is that I
haven’t brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought
going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort.
So I sat.
And waited.
That didn’t
last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat
get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on.
I carefully
went into the room, slowly going insane from my need.
The tv was
playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet
melody of my childhood.
At that
point I haven’t had ever had been more happy…
The power
went out.
The disappointment
rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the
channel, but alas no Shrek.
Angry at
life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation
turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: “If I cant do it on tv, I
can do it on pc!”, windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with
glee: “YES FINALY”.
I clicked
internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth
video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear,
The picture
of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was
swollen and had red eyes, I didn’t care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth.
It started
normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the
music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video,
I shriveled
with fear, but I couldn’t have passed up this opportunity, it would’ve been too
much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: “Who the hell is in here!?”
I turned
around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and
went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it
off, but no alas the pc was frozen,
I started
to panic and call up for help, I yelled: “HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL
HELL!!”, I saw the shadowy figure come t’words me floor creaking under the huge
mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right
in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety…
I slowly
opened my eyes.
There was
nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn’t even want to sleep
but the bed pulled me in.
In the
dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley.
Suddenly
Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad:
“Smoke
weed.”